A Basket of Razors (Philosophical Laws for Renters)

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There are plenty of philosophical "laws" and "razors" out there, some humorous and some not. There's Murphy's Law, which states "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." There's also Muphry's Law, under which any critique of someone else's spelling or grammatical errors will also contain an error. There's Occam's Razor, Hanlon's Razor, Godwin's Law, and Rule 34 of the Internet, which I won't link to from a business blog. There are also some bits of conventional wisdom in the realm of renting, although none of them have fancy names. Today I'll be going over a few of them. Continue reading A Basket of Razors (Philosophical Laws for Renters)

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Stupid Renter Tricks (and some better alternatives)

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In any human interaction there is always the chance that your words or actions will be taken the wrong way. In the case of landlord-tenant interactions that chance is higher than it is in other settings. I have seen a lot of well-meaning renters make unwitting faux-pas that wound up hurting their relationship with their landlord or prospective landlord. Some people approach apartment hunting like job hunting, and while this is a good place to start they forget how vulnerable a long-time landlord can feel. When you're on the landlord side of things apartment hunters can seem like real hunters looking for prey.

To that end I've got several normal-seeming things that tenants do during their apartment search that could actually threaten the landlord and cause them to lose out on good apartments.

Looking under the sink.

What you think it means: You will see obvious evidence of leaks and water damage.
What it means to a landlord: You read an article titled "This one quick hack will tell if a landlord is hiding something from you." You don't know the first thing about apartment maintenance. You're looking for a "gotcha" that you can use as a launchpad for a tirade against the landlord's maintenance practices.
Better alternatives: If you must look under the sink, check not only for leaks but also look at the cleaning supplies and other chemicals that the tenant has stored there, particularly pesticides. Test the water pressure. Check the furnace filter. Look behind the fridge for dust on the coils. Check building code violations before you go to the showing, or have us do it for you.

Saying "Have a blessed day."

What you think it means: A kindly sign off, possibly implying that you are a clean-living, honest Christian who will not cause any disruption or harm.
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The Corresponding Pitfalls of Income Taxes and Moving

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This past week most Americans had to go through one of the most obnoxious annual US traditions. Although Tax Day was delayed due to the Easter holiday, the delay meant that many procrastinators had to spend their holiday doing peculiar math calculations and thinking about their income instead of enjoying time off with their family. As I sat doing my own taxes (possibly last weekend... possibly) I was struck by how much the dread of this chore had in common with another very common task at this time of year - packing and moving to a new apartment. Let me explain with this handy chart.

Income Taxes Moving
Receive notice in the form of a 1099 or W-2 form from your boss that income tax time is almost here. Receive notice in the form of a lease renewal letter from your landlord that moving time is almost here.
Spend the next two months pondering what you'll do with your refund. Spend the next two months looking for a new apartment.
Realize with only a few days left that you should probably start doing the paperwork. Realize with only a few days left that you should probably start packing.
Start your return, realize that you need several documents that you've misplaced, flail about. Start sorting your belongings, realize that you need far more packing supplies than you have, flail about.

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[QUIZ] Challenge your assumptions about Chicago renters

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It's been 4 months since we last ran a quiz here at the RentConfident blog. We're in the middle of an enormous data mining project though, so we thought it was time to do another one. Today we've pulled some facts and figures about Chicago renters from the 2015 American Community Survey, the 2013 American Housing Survey and the 2016 Annual Report of the Chicago Housing Authority. We'll give you a selection of answers to choose from, then let you know which was actually the truth.

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How to Get On With Life When Your Neighbors Get it On Too Much

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So Valentine's Day is around the corner. I figured this is as good of a time as any to address a major part of life in high density urban environments that we haven't really touched on yet. I should preface this with a warning that this article is probably NSFW for some readers. Continue reading How to Get On With Life When Your Neighbors Get it On Too Much

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